<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153</id><updated>2011-11-14T15:34:51.225+02:00</updated><title type='text'>BANCURI CU OLTENI</title><subtitle type='html'>Stii cate bancuri cu olteni exista?
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NICI UNUL ! Toate sunt intamplari adevarate .</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>43</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-8204940683789036464</id><published>2011-10-28T22:23:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2011-10-28T23:22:05.954+03:00</updated><title type='text'>MAMALIGA</title><content type='html'>- De ce fac oltenii mamaliga in tigaie ?&lt;br /&gt;- Ca sa incapa in diplomat...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8204940683789036464?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8204940683789036464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8204940683789036464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2009/02/mamaliga.html' title='MAMALIGA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-440300037591849435</id><published>2009-06-01T14:39:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T14:39:33.381+03:00</updated><title type='text'>STALPUL</title><content type='html'>Doi olteni lucrau la reteaua de electrificare si trebuiau sa puna un stâlp în pamânt. Seful îi vede ca au facut groapa, apoi ca au masurat stâlpul si pleaca. Când se întoarce, vede ca au pus stâlpul si unul din ei era sus pe stâlp si masura. Seful mirat intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;- Ce faci? De ce îl masori, ca doar l-ai masurat jos?&lt;br /&gt;La care olteanul raspunde:&lt;br /&gt;- Da...jos i-am masurat lungimea, acum îi masor înaltimea...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-440300037591849435?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/440300037591849435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/440300037591849435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2009/06/stalpul.html' title='STALPUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-5664029613815157867</id><published>2009-02-13T22:21:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T22:22:20.142+02:00</updated><title type='text'>GRAVIDA</title><content type='html'>- Cum verifica un oltean daca nevasta e gravida?&lt;br /&gt;- Ii baga prazul in pasarica si vede daca e muscat sau nu.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5664029613815157867?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5664029613815157867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5664029613815157867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2009/02/gravida.html' title='GRAVIDA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-499858114962539029</id><published>2008-11-10T23:12:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-11-10T23:13:37.447+02:00</updated><title type='text'>PREALABIL</title><content type='html'>Se duc oltenii la primarul din Craiova, sa capete permisiunea sa doarma si ei in cersafuri, ca toata lumea, ca pina atunci dormeau pe rogojini.&lt;br /&gt;-Bine, zice primarul, va dau voie sa puneti asternut, dar in prealabil sa va spalati pe picioare.&lt;br /&gt;Un oltean nedumerit intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;-Dom' primar, da' daca n-avem prealabil, putem sa ne spalam in lighean?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-499858114962539029?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/499858114962539029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/499858114962539029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/11/prealabil.html' title='PREALABIL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1133688730094419349</id><published>2008-11-04T00:43:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T00:44:37.923+02:00</updated><title type='text'>CAMERUN</title><content type='html'>Un oltean călătoreşte cu trenul împreună cu un negru. După un timp, olteanul zice:&lt;br /&gt;- Bre, da' eşti negru!&lt;br /&gt;- Da, zice negrul.&lt;br /&gt;Iarăşi tăcere.&lt;br /&gt;După un timp, olteanul zice:&lt;br /&gt;- Bre, da' de unde eşti?&lt;br /&gt;- Din Camerun.&lt;br /&gt;- Camerunu' ăsta-i departe?&lt;br /&gt;- Departe.&lt;br /&gt;Tăcere.&lt;br /&gt;- Auzi, bre, da' al cui din Camerun eşti?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1133688730094419349?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1133688730094419349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1133688730094419349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/11/camerun.html' title='CAMERUN'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-3035966925531918040</id><published>2008-10-09T19:36:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T19:37:13.328+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CAINELE</title><content type='html'>Ce crede olteanul cand vede un caine alb?&lt;br /&gt;-Crede ca e nou-nout!...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3035966925531918040?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3035966925531918040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3035966925531918040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/10/cainele.html' title='CAINELE'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1131964496737280566</id><published>2008-10-09T19:36:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T19:36:35.259+03:00</updated><title type='text'>VERIGHETA</title><content type='html'>Dupa doua saptamani in care nu s-au mai vazut, doi olteni se intalnesc pe strada:&lt;br /&gt;- Bre Pandele, unde ti-e verigheta?&lt;br /&gt;- Pai, saptamana asta o poarta nevasta-mea!...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1131964496737280566?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1131964496737280566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1131964496737280566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/10/verigheta.html' title='VERIGHETA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-6778570311770946492</id><published>2008-10-09T19:34:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T19:35:26.866+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CURCUBEU</title><content type='html'>Doi olteni mergeau pe strada:&lt;br /&gt;- Ma', Ioane, tu stii ce-i ala un 'beu'?&lt;br /&gt;- Nu, Sica! Dar de ce ma-ntrebi?&lt;br /&gt;- Pai, mi-a spus un prieten de-al meu c-a vazut un cur-cu-beu ...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6778570311770946492?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6778570311770946492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6778570311770946492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/10/curcubeu.html' title='CURCUBEU'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4459624276488069620</id><published>2008-10-09T19:33:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T19:33:31.796+03:00</updated><title type='text'>FURCULITA</title><content type='html'>De ce oltenii dupa o sarbatoare mai mare sunt zgariati pe fata?&lt;br /&gt;- Pentru ca de sarbatori mananca si ei cu furculita!...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4459624276488069620?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4459624276488069620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4459624276488069620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/10/furculita.html' title='FURCULITA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-3386673254972045992</id><published>2008-09-13T17:44:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T17:44:54.377+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CEATA</title><content type='html'>-De ce este ceata sambata in Craiova ?&lt;br /&gt;-Pentru ca isi scutura oltenii rogojinile !...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3386673254972045992?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3386673254972045992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3386673254972045992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/09/ceata.html' title='CEATA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-6764301738380687833</id><published>2008-09-13T17:43:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T17:44:21.274+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ANTICARIAT</title><content type='html'>-De ce cumpara oltenii carti de la anticariat?&lt;br /&gt;-Pentru  a fi  deja gata citite!...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6764301738380687833?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6764301738380687833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6764301738380687833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/09/anticariat.html' title='ANTICARIAT'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-8683674466212338341</id><published>2008-09-13T17:40:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T17:41:10.599+03:00</updated><title type='text'>LAPTE</title><content type='html'>- Cum a murit un oltean in timp ce bea  lapte?&lt;br /&gt;- A cazut vaca pe el...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8683674466212338341?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8683674466212338341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8683674466212338341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/09/lapte.html' title='LAPTE'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-387882592031081386</id><published>2008-09-13T17:40:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T17:40:25.712+03:00</updated><title type='text'>AVIONUL</title><content type='html'>- Ce au facut oltenii cand au vazut prima data un avion?&lt;br /&gt;- S-au dus in padure sa-i caute cuibul....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-387882592031081386?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/387882592031081386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/387882592031081386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/09/avionul.html' title='AVIONUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-9197343564108541094</id><published>2008-09-13T17:36:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T17:38:28.922+03:00</updated><title type='text'>PROBLEMA</title><content type='html'>In Craiova la o scoala o eleva rezolva o problema cu ”timpi”.&lt;br /&gt;Bucuros ca eleva stie, profesorul o intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;- Cat fu’  T1 la tine?&lt;br /&gt;- 5 minute dom’ prefesor.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-9197343564108541094?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/9197343564108541094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/9197343564108541094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/09/problema.html' title='PROBLEMA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4163140991795655005</id><published>2008-07-06T00:12:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T00:13:11.585+03:00</updated><title type='text'>BANC</title><content type='html'>Stiti de cite ori ride un oltean de un banc?&lt;br /&gt;De 3 ori:&lt;br /&gt;1. Cind il aude.&lt;br /&gt;2. Cind il spune altuia.&lt;br /&gt;3. Cind il intelege.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4163140991795655005?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4163140991795655005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4163140991795655005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/07/banc.html' title='BANC'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-8027492841157699198</id><published>2008-07-06T00:08:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T00:08:58.160+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CADOU</title><content type='html'>Sotia lui Sica, oltean de la mama lui, discuta cu o prietena:&lt;br /&gt;- Maine e ziua lui barbatu-meu si nu stiu ce cadou sa-i iau !&lt;br /&gt;- Cumpara-i o palarie.&lt;br /&gt;- Nu, ca asta i-am luat anul trecut.&lt;br /&gt;- Cumpara-i atunci o carte.&lt;br /&gt;- Nu, ca mai are una.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8027492841157699198?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8027492841157699198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8027492841157699198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/07/cadou.html' title='CADOU'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-700686151644606344</id><published>2008-07-06T00:02:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T00:02:56.657+03:00</updated><title type='text'>SCHI NAUTIC</title><content type='html'>- De ce oltenii nu fac schi nautic?&lt;br /&gt;R: - Nu au lac in panta&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-700686151644606344?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/700686151644606344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/700686151644606344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/07/schi-nautic.html' title='SCHI NAUTIC'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-5719059149243538627</id><published>2008-07-06T00:01:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-07-06T00:02:04.971+03:00</updated><title type='text'>SIDA</title><content type='html'>Un oltean merge pentru prima data la oras si aude si el de SIDA.&lt;br /&gt;Merge inapoi in sat si se duce la gardul vecinului si-l intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;- Ma, vecine, tu ai SIDA?&lt;br /&gt;Sta vecinul nostru si se gandeste: daca-i spun ca am, imi cere sa-i dau; daca-i spun ca n-am, zice ca nu-s om gospodar...Dupa ce se gandeste raspunde:&lt;br /&gt;- Am, dar numa' putin mi-o ramas pe fund.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5719059149243538627?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5719059149243538627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5719059149243538627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/07/sida.html' title='SIDA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-3766214488479722134</id><published>2008-06-24T23:29:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T23:29:52.328+03:00</updated><title type='text'>FULGERUL</title><content type='html'>De ce rad oltenii cand fulgera ?&lt;br /&gt;R:- Cred ca sunt fotografiati !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3766214488479722134?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3766214488479722134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3766214488479722134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/06/fulgerul.html' title='FULGERUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-5028785519257986849</id><published>2008-06-24T23:28:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T23:28:41.196+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CASTRAVETI</title><content type='html'>De ce nu mananca oltenii castraveti murati?&lt;br /&gt;R: - Ca nu le incape capul in borcan...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5028785519257986849?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5028785519257986849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5028785519257986849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/06/castraveti.html' title='CASTRAVETI'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-9038921636152473508</id><published>2008-06-24T23:26:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T23:27:02.205+03:00</updated><title type='text'>BARCA</title><content type='html'>Ce fac 4 olteni intr-o barca sparta?&lt;br /&gt;R: -Mai fac o gaura sa iasa apa.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-9038921636152473508?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/9038921636152473508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/9038921636152473508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/06/barca.html' title='BARCA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-8397068986919067297</id><published>2008-06-24T23:23:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T23:23:41.495+03:00</updated><title type='text'>GROAPA</title><content type='html'>Ce au facut prima oara oltenii cand au vazut o groapa ?&lt;br /&gt;R: -Au sapat pe langa ea sa o scoata...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8397068986919067297?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8397068986919067297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8397068986919067297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/06/groapa.html' title='GROAPA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-7590435948447413118</id><published>2008-06-24T23:21:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T23:21:29.544+03:00</updated><title type='text'>AVORT</title><content type='html'>-Cum fac oltencele avort?&lt;br /&gt;R: -Impusca barza&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-7590435948447413118?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7590435948447413118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7590435948447413118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/06/avort.html' title='AVORT'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-2423882259523876404</id><published>2008-05-10T22:37:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:38:47.171+03:00</updated><title type='text'>CAMASA</title><content type='html'>Dupa ce stii cand olteanul este acasa ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Are camasa pusa la uscat !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-2423882259523876404?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/2423882259523876404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/2423882259523876404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/camasa.html' title='CAMASA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-8762837020310298639</id><published>2008-05-10T22:36:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:37:49.863+03:00</updated><title type='text'>DINTII</title><content type='html'>De ce nu se spala oltenii pe dinti ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Ca nu le incape sapunul in gura .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8762837020310298639?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8762837020310298639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/8762837020310298639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/dintii.html' title='DINTII'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1211061091401754151</id><published>2008-05-10T22:34:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:36:26.913+03:00</updated><title type='text'>APA</title><content type='html'>De ce au oltenii noaptea la cap doua pahare cu apa ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: Cand le e sete, beau, cand nu, nu .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1211061091401754151?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1211061091401754151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1211061091401754151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/apa.html' title='APA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4545179444869032001</id><published>2008-05-10T22:33:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:33:52.664+03:00</updated><title type='text'>INTELIGENTA</title><content type='html'>De ce dorm oltenii pe camp ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Pentru ca vor sa se cultive.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4545179444869032001?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4545179444869032001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4545179444869032001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/inteligenta.html' title='INTELIGENTA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1469617223852136478</id><published>2008-05-10T22:30:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:32:33.608+03:00</updated><title type='text'>FLORI</title><content type='html'>De ce nu planteaza oltenii flori in fata casei ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns:- Ca sa nu le faca nevestele copii din flori.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1469617223852136478?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1469617223852136478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1469617223852136478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/flori.html' title='FLORI'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-712935010352560116</id><published>2008-05-10T22:28:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:30:16.702+03:00</updated><title type='text'>TIC TAC</title><content type='html'>De ce dorm olteni cu ceasul in gura?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns :Ca sa le miroasa de dimineata gura a tictac!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-712935010352560116?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/712935010352560116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/712935010352560116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/tic-tac.html' title='TIC TAC'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-7276313345027808041</id><published>2008-05-10T22:27:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:28:46.537+03:00</updated><title type='text'>NUNTA</title><content type='html'>Cum se deosebeste mirele la o nunta de olteni?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: - Are adidasi noi&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-7276313345027808041?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7276313345027808041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7276313345027808041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/nunta.html' title='NUNTA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-7100303470632597157</id><published>2008-05-10T22:25:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:27:40.594+03:00</updated><title type='text'>LAPTELE PRAF</title><content type='html'>Cum fac oltenii laptele praf ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns:- Arunca vaca din avion .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-7100303470632597157?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7100303470632597157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7100303470632597157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/laptele-praf.html' title='LAPTELE PRAF'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-13603177194646557</id><published>2008-05-10T22:24:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:25:25.680+03:00</updated><title type='text'>BOMBA</title><content type='html'>Doi olteni taie o bomba cu ferastraul...Vine un ardelean si le spune:&lt;br /&gt;- Baaa, voi ati inebunit ? Nu va e frica, ba, ca expodeaza?&lt;br /&gt;- Nu-i nimic ca mai avem una...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-13603177194646557?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/13603177194646557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/13603177194646557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/bomba.html' title='BOMBA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4587377270916794221</id><published>2008-05-10T22:23:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:24:35.861+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ICRE NEGRE</title><content type='html'>De ce imperecheaza oltenii cioara cu pestele?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Ca sa aiba icre negre.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4587377270916794221?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4587377270916794221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4587377270916794221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/icre-negre.html' title='ICRE NEGRE'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-7645606977574383152</id><published>2008-05-10T22:22:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:23:25.591+03:00</updated><title type='text'>TELEVIZORUL</title><content type='html'>De ce pun oltenii televizorul pe soba?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Ca sa nu raceasca artistii.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-7645606977574383152?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7645606977574383152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/7645606977574383152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/televizorul.html' title='TELEVIZORUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4689603030632368193</id><published>2008-05-10T22:21:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:22:33.775+03:00</updated><title type='text'>LA CUMPARATURI</title><content type='html'>De ce se duc oltenii cu scara la cumparaturi?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: - Au auzit ca au crescut preturile .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4689603030632368193?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4689603030632368193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/4689603030632368193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/la-cumparaturi.html' title='LA CUMPARATURI'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1044230251016440023</id><published>2008-05-10T22:20:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:21:27.201+03:00</updated><title type='text'>NOAPTEA NUNTII</title><content type='html'>De ce stau oltenii in noaptea nuntii la fereastra?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: - Au auzit ca e cea mai frumoasa parte din viata lor si nu vor s-o piarda !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1044230251016440023?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1044230251016440023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1044230251016440023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/noaptea-nuntii.html' title='NOAPTEA NUNTII'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-6292592512515071203</id><published>2008-05-10T22:20:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:20:31.144+03:00</updated><title type='text'>PARALELA 45</title><content type='html'>Ce au facut oltenii cand au aflat ca paralela 45 trece prin Romania?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: Au iesit cu flori in gara sa o intampine!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6292592512515071203?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6292592512515071203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6292592512515071203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/paralela-45.html' title='PARALELA 45'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-6939506229259197965</id><published>2008-05-10T22:17:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:18:42.616+03:00</updated><title type='text'>FURCULITA</title><content type='html'>De ce oltenii, dupa o sarbatoare mai mare, sunt zgariati pe fata?&lt;br /&gt;-???&lt;br /&gt;-Pentru ca atunci mananca si ei cu furculita .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6939506229259197965?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6939506229259197965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/6939506229259197965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/furculita.html' title='FURCULITA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-5525308293668441287</id><published>2008-05-10T22:17:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:17:42.214+03:00</updated><title type='text'>VAPORUL</title><content type='html'>Ce au facut oltenii cand au vazut prima oara un vapor ?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: - Au bagat capul sub apa sa-i vada rotile!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5525308293668441287?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5525308293668441287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/5525308293668441287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/vaporul.html' title='VAPORUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-974334101592211960</id><published>2008-05-10T22:16:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:16:44.001+03:00</updated><title type='text'>LA CINEMA</title><content type='html'>De ce stau oltenii la cinema in ultimele randuri?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: - Cine rade la urma, rade mai bine .&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-974334101592211960?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/974334101592211960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/974334101592211960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/la-cinema.html' title='LA CINEMA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1626350457340752422</id><published>2008-05-10T22:15:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:15:55.882+03:00</updated><title type='text'>MUSTATA</title><content type='html'>De ce poarta oltenii mustata?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: -Ca sa manance la umbra!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1626350457340752422?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1626350457340752422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1626350457340752422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/mustata.html' title='MUSTATA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-3509084588991018432</id><published>2008-05-10T22:14:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:15:11.094+03:00</updated><title type='text'>GARDUL</title><content type='html'>Cum vopsesc oltenii gardul?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns:Repede,repede sa nu se termine vopseaua&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3509084588991018432?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3509084588991018432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/3509084588991018432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/gardul.html' title='GARDUL'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-1464965073863709292</id><published>2008-05-10T22:13:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T22:14:38.654+03:00</updated><title type='text'>FRANZELA</title><content type='html'>Ce au facut oltenii cand au vazut pentru prima data franzela?&lt;br /&gt;Raspuns: Au mancat-o cu paine&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1464965073863709292?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1464965073863709292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5803227094297308153/posts/default/1464965073863709292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com/2008/05/franzela.html' title='FRANZELA'/><author><name>qwerty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
