tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58032270942973081532009-10-15T00:36:21.975+03:00Stii cate bancuri cu olteni exista? ... NICI UNUL ! Toate sunt intamplari adevarate .qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4403000375918494352009-06-01T14:39:00.001+03:002009-06-01T14:39:33.381+03:00Doi olteni lucrau la reteaua de electrificare si trebuiau sa puna un stâlp în pamânt. Seful îi vede ca au facut groapa, apoi ca au masurat stâlpul si pleaca. Când se întoarce, vede ca au pus stâlpul si unul din ei era sus pe stâlp si masura. Seful mirat intreaba:<br />- Ce faci? De ce îl masori, ca doar l-ai masurat jos?<br />La care olteanul raspunde:<br />- Da...jos i-am masurat lungimea, acum îi masor înaltimea...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-440300037591849435?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-82049406837890364642009-02-13T22:23:00.001+02:002009-02-13T22:23:32.768+02:00- De ce fac oltenii mamaliga in tigaie ?<br />- Ca sa incapa in diplomat...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8204940683789036464?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-56640296138151578672009-02-13T22:21:00.000+02:002009-02-13T22:22:20.142+02:00- Cum verifica un oltean daca nevasta e gravida?<br />- Ii baga prazul in pasarica si vede daca e muscat sau nu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5664029613815157867?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-4998581149625390292008-11-10T23:12:00.000+02:002008-11-10T23:13:37.447+02:00Se duc oltenii la primarul din Craiova, sa capete permisiunea sa doarma si ei in cersafuri, ca toata lumea, ca pina atunci dormeau pe rogojini.<br />-Bine, zice primarul, va dau voie sa puneti asternut, dar in prealabil sa va spalati pe picioare.<br />Un oltean nedumerit intreaba:<br />-Dom' primar, da' daca n-avem prealabil, putem sa ne spalam in lighean?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-499858114962539029?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-11336887300944193492008-11-04T00:43:00.000+02:002008-11-04T00:44:37.923+02:00Un oltean călătoreşte cu trenul împreună cu un negru. După un timp, olteanul zice:<br />- Bre, da' eşti negru!<br />- Da, zice negrul.<br />Iarăşi tăcere.<br />După un timp, olteanul zice:<br />- Bre, da' de unde eşti?<br />- Din Camerun.<br />- Camerunu' ăsta-i departe?<br />- Departe.<br />Tăcere.<br />- Auzi, bre, da' al cui din Camerun eşti?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1133688730094419349?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-30359669255319180402008-10-09T19:36:00.002+03:002008-10-09T19:37:13.328+03:00Ce crede olteanul cand vede un caine alb?<br />-Crede ca e nou-nout!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3035966925531918040?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-11319644967372805662008-10-09T19:36:00.001+03:002008-10-09T19:36:35.259+03:00Dupa doua saptamani in care nu s-au mai vazut, doi olteni se intalnesc pe strada:<br />- Bre Pandele, unde ti-e verigheta?<br />- Pai, saptamana asta o poarta nevasta-mea!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-1131964496737280566?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-67785703117709464922008-10-09T19:34:00.000+03:002008-10-09T19:35:26.866+03:00Doi olteni mergeau pe strada:<br />- Ma', Ioane, tu stii ce-i ala un 'beu'?<br />- Nu, Sica! Dar de ce ma-ntrebi?<br />- Pai, mi-a spus un prieten de-al meu c-a vazut un cur-cu-beu ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6778570311770946492?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-44596242764880696202008-10-09T19:33:00.001+03:002008-10-09T19:33:31.796+03:00De ce oltenii dupa o sarbatoare mai mare sunt zgariati pe fata?<br />- Pentru ca de sarbatori mananca si ei cu furculita!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4459624276488069620?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-33866732549720459922008-09-13T17:44:00.001+03:002008-09-13T17:44:54.377+03:00-De ce este ceata sambata in Craiova ?<br />-Pentru ca isi scutura oltenii rogojinile !...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3386673254972045992?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-67643017383806878332008-09-13T17:43:00.000+03:002008-09-13T17:44:21.274+03:00-De ce cumpara oltenii carti de la anticariat?<br />-Pentru a fi deja gata citite!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-6764301738380687833?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-86836744662123383412008-09-13T17:40:00.002+03:002008-09-13T17:41:10.599+03:00- Cum a murit un oltean in timp ce bea lapte?<br />- A cazut vaca pe el...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8683674466212338341?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-3878825920310813862008-09-13T17:40:00.001+03:002008-09-13T17:40:25.712+03:00- Ce au facut oltenii cand au vazut prima data un avion?<br />- S-au dus in padure sa-i caute cuibul....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-387882592031081386?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-91973435641085410942008-09-13T17:36:00.001+03:002008-09-13T17:38:28.922+03:00In Craiova la o scoala o eleva rezolva o problema cu ”timpi”.<br />Bucuros ca eleva stie, profesorul o intreaba:<br />- Cat fu’ T1 la tine?<br />- 5 minute dom’ prefesor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-9197343564108541094?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-41631409917956550052008-07-06T00:12:00.000+03:002008-07-06T00:13:11.585+03:00Stiti de cite ori ride un oltean de un banc?<br />De 3 ori:<br />1. Cind il aude.<br />2. Cind il spune altuia.<br />3. Cind il intelege.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-4163140991795655005?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-80274928411576991982008-07-06T00:08:00.001+03:002008-07-06T00:08:58.160+03:00Sotia lui Sica, oltean de la mama lui, discuta cu o prietena:<br />- Maine e ziua lui barbatu-meu si nu stiu ce cadou sa-i iau !<br />- Cumpara-i o palarie.<br />- Nu, ca asta i-am luat anul trecut.<br />- Cumpara-i atunci o carte.<br />- Nu, ca mai are una.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8027492841157699198?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-7006861516446063442008-07-06T00:02:00.001+03:002008-07-06T00:02:56.657+03:00- De ce oltenii nu fac schi nautic?<br />R: - Nu au lac in panta<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-700686151644606344?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-57190591492435386272008-07-06T00:01:00.000+03:002008-07-06T00:02:04.971+03:00Un oltean merge pentru prima data la oras si aude si el de SIDA.<br />Merge inapoi in sat si se duce la gardul vecinului si-l intreaba:<br />- Ma, vecine, tu ai SIDA?<br />Sta vecinul nostru si se gandeste: daca-i spun ca am, imi cere sa-i dau; daca-i spun ca n-am, zice ca nu-s om gospodar...Dupa ce se gandeste raspunde:<br />- Am, dar numa' putin mi-o ramas pe fund.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5719059149243538627?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-37662144884797221342008-06-24T23:29:00.001+03:002008-06-24T23:29:52.328+03:00De ce rad oltenii cand fulgera ?<br />R:- Cred ca sunt fotografiati !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-3766214488479722134?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-50287855192579868492008-06-24T23:28:00.001+03:002008-06-24T23:28:41.196+03:00De ce nu mananca oltenii castraveti murati?<br />R: - Ca nu le incape capul in borcan...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-5028785519257986849?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-90389216361524735082008-06-24T23:26:00.000+03:002008-06-24T23:27:02.205+03:00Ce fac 4 olteni intr-o barca sparta?<br />R: -Mai fac o gaura sa iasa apa.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-9038921636152473508?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-83970689869190672972008-06-24T23:23:00.001+03:002008-06-24T23:23:41.495+03:00Ce au facut prima oara oltenii cand au vazut o groapa ?<br />R: -Au sapat pe langa ea sa o scoata...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8397068986919067297?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-75904359484474131182008-06-24T23:21:00.001+03:002008-06-24T23:21:29.544+03:00-Cum fac oltencele avort?<br />R: -Impusca barza<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-7590435948447413118?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-24238822595238764042008-05-10T22:37:00.000+03:002008-05-10T22:38:47.171+03:00Dupa ce stii cand olteanul este acasa ?<br />Raspuns: -Are camasa pusa la uscat !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-2423882259523876404?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5803227094297308153.post-87628370203102986392008-05-10T22:36:00.000+03:002008-05-10T22:37:49.863+03:00De ce nu se spala oltenii pe dinti ?<br />Raspuns: -Ca nu le incape sapunul in gura .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5803227094297308153-8762837020310298639?l=bancuricuolteni.blogspot.com'/></div>qwertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03364342229848544737noreply@blogger.com